Shanghai Cowgirl

no.

I have to say, it was probably over a year ago that I had this  poutine. I tasted vegetables.
Disqualified. 

Disqualified
Queen St. West

Hero Burger

Like a hero cookie....but better!

They know how to do gravy. I would consider bottling this shit up and selling it for a quick liquid lunch. But why does it come in oompa loompa portions?

I did not ask for a cup of tea. Fuckers.

I suggest that if you're not on a poutine budget to purchase at least two in one sitting otherwise you're going home with the biggest blue balls you'll ever experience.

4/5

Big Smoke

I've been M.I.A. for the year but rest assured, I have stayed dedicated to the poutine in the meantime. I don't want to ruin this moment with much talk so I'll get straight to it (reason #11 why I have a boyfriend)

You can find 'Big Smoke' in a big Canadian mall. There is something really intelligent about eating mall poutine....you can always count on air conditioning. Lifting my fork really high to organize the cheese is honestly tough stuff, so it's a real treat when I don't have to break such a sweat during this physical labour.

This comes in a big box (more points would be rewarded if it had come in a bucket) and has everything going for it for about $5. The only thing I would work on would be the cheese curds, so I usually pawn the remaining ones off to my starving friends who have joined me on this escapade but are broke as shit to buy overpriced mall food. Success.

4/5

Eatons  & Yorkdale Mall