Big Smoke

I've been M.I.A. for the year but rest assured, I have stayed dedicated to the poutine in the meantime. I don't want to ruin this moment with much talk so I'll get straight to it (reason #11 why I have a boyfriend)

You can find 'Big Smoke' in a big Canadian mall. There is something really intelligent about eating mall poutine....you can always count on air conditioning. Lifting my fork really high to organize the cheese is honestly tough stuff, so it's a real treat when I don't have to break such a sweat during this physical labour.

This comes in a big box (more points would be rewarded if it had come in a bucket) and has everything going for it for about $5. The only thing I would work on would be the cheese curds, so I usually pawn the remaining ones off to my starving friends who have joined me on this escapade but are broke as shit to buy overpriced mall food. Success.

4/5

Eatons  & Yorkdale Mall